Sol Campbell Leaves Notts County, Romans, Redknapps and (a bit) More

PhotobucketNotts County have confirmed that their big name summer acquisition, ex-Jesus apostle Portsmouth, Tottenham and Arsenal centre back JudasSol Campbell, has sensationally quit after playing his heart out for the clubone game before realising that Sven no longer has any say in picking the England squad he was a bit harsh on Jesus Notts County are shit Notts County are shit.


Despite his miniature stay, Sol still managed to earn an impressive £40,000 per game lost, a ratio which has drawn much admiration from Graeme Souness and John Barnes, who have both been unable thus far to replicate Sol’s successful failure in their managerial careers.

Your man Shilts has it from an insider that Sol will sign a contract with Notts County arch rivals Nottingham Forest tomorrow, then with Derby a week later before finally securing a lucrative four year deal with Pontius Pilate and the Romans the fortnight after.

Tottenham boss Harry Redknapp is said looking to snap him up in the January transfer window in his eternal bid to recreate classic Spurs teams through the ages, needing Sol’s signature, along with those of Tim Sherwood and Darren Anderton, in order to complete his 1999 League Cup winning Spurs squad.

Speaking on possibility of the deal, insightful and eloquent wordsmith, unbiased Sky Sports pundit and Harry Redknapp fan, Jamie Redknapp says:

“Take tht Arsenal! lol. u gt pwned cos Sol ave cum 2 us an he is a big man wiv gd skills like passin, backstabbin and passin. I am nt jus sayin this cos i luv Spurs, I am also sayin it so tht dad will let me go on his Wii.”

Despite all this, Sol still seems pretty confident of reclaiming his England spot stating:

“If David Beckham can make a bit of a prick out of himself and get a call up, why can’t I?”

Staan’s Snoopings

PhotobucketWhich Premier League player might have been seen by Staan puncturing small childrens’ footballs with an axe in local play parks?

Staan Coollymore says: “Dean Ashton.”

PhotobucketZidane’s Tips & Fiddles

“Drinking battery acid is good for the soul, but not for the internal organs.”


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